First name:     Age:

Last name:     Desired Office: Los Angeles New York Washington Chicago New Orleans London Baghdad

E-mail address:

Desired practice area:

Country of citizenship:

Job skills (check all that apply):
Can put thousands of number-stamped pages into numerical order
Can paraphrase Westlaw case summaries quickly and efficiently
Can respond to Blackberry messages within 60 seconds
Can be motivated by the vague promise of future rewards which may never actually come
Can divine what a partner means when he asks for something, regardless of the words he actually uses

Mental and/or physical disabilities (check all that apply):
I seek some amount of social interaction and/or intellectual stimulation in my job
I have trouble following mindless orders from people I don't trust or respect
I have other interests outside of work
I have a family
I require sleep

Do you have a drug or alcohol problem? (check one)
Yes
No, but I am willing to develop one if it will help me cope with my work at the firm
No, but I will gladly spy on my colleagues and tell you which ones do
No, I don't need one. Legal work is my drug of choice.

Are you willing to work on weekends? (check one)
Of course
Absolutely
Without question
Every single weekend, no problem

Are you planning on getting pregnant anytime soon? (check one)
No
Can't, I'm sterile
Nope, I have no maternal instincts at all
Impossible, I'm a guy
Impossible, I'm afraid of social interaction

In 200 words or less, explain why you think we should hire you.


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