July 2, 2006

Trust falls go awry at corporate retreat

Anonymous Law Firm officially extends its apologies to partner Rogers Millstone, who suffered a concussion today at the Firm's corporate retreat in Aspen, Colorado when the trust fall exercise ended in disaster. No one caught Millstone, who has been known to throw darts at his associates during meetings in order to ensure they are paying attention. Millstone hit his head on the floor of the ski lodge and suffered a mild concussion. He will, of course, be back at work tomorrow.
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