May 26, 2006

Senior partner passes solid stool

Jim Watkins, a senior partner in the Tax department, finally overcame his recent intestinal blockage and passed a solid stool in the men's bathroom on the 33rd floor at approximately 3:15 in the afternoon on April 26, 2006. The event was commemmorated with a plaque in the stall where the stool was passed, and the 33rd floor bathroom has been renamed the Jim Watkins Intestinal Lounge. Next month, the Firm will hold an official unveiling of the plaque, and celebrate with creamed corn, Jim's favorite food. Last year, Jim celebrated forty-seven years at the Firm. We are proud to have been on hand for this amazing accomplishment, only the most recent in Jim's illustrious career.
Contact: jeremy@anonymouslawfirm.com. © 2006 Henry Holt and Company.