Mr. Peng hasn't done much in his five years at the Firm. He mostly takes up space, uses the electricity, and eats the free food. We're getting pretty upset with him.
Hobbies/Interests
Sticking tiny pins in the back of his hand, just so he can feel something. Anything.
Family
Girlfriend, getting less and less tolerant by the minute.
Best Experience at the Firm
"The elevator came right away yesterday. That was great."
Worst Experience at the Firm
"Watching the public hanging of the three deposed associates last month was kind of demoralizing. It gave me nightmares. I wasn't terribly prepared for it. They shouldn't have made us attend."
