Practice Areas
• Complex Mass Torts
• Simple Mass Torts

Education
• B.A., Vanderbilt University, 1994
• J.D., UCLA School of Law, 1998
Paul Steinberg
Associate
New York

Notable Experience
Mr. Steinberg assists in the representation of defendants in products liability, insurance and mass torts litigation, serving as national coordinating counsel in cases involving pharmaceutical and medical device manufacturers, designers of bioengineered agricultural products, and sellers of things that will absolutely kill you, no question.

Hobbies/Interests
Barbecuing; casino gaming; going to the bathroom.

Family
Divorced. Two small children, Firestone and Vioxx. Yes, they're named after clients.

Best Experience at the Firm
"I love the toilet paper in the 22nd floor bathroom. It's really soft and they're good about always replenishing it. Also, the toilets flush really well, so you never have to worry about things not going down the first time. And with the new magazine racks, I'm almost tempted to spend my whole day in there."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"Getting locked in the bathroom one night, before we moved to 24-hour security."

Advice to Law Students
"Don't be afraid to leave your spouse if you think it will help your career. Sometimes the bold moves are the best moves."

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