Oliver Oldenstein

Senior Counsel
New York

Notable Experience

Mr. Oldenstein has enjoyed a distinguished career at the Firm, even though there is currently a pool in the office regarding when he will finally die.

Hobbies/Interests

Getting divorced; going to the doctor.

Family

Divorced seven times. Nineteen children.

Best Experience at the Firm

"I'm alive. Isn't that enough?"

Worst Experience at the Firm

"Being pushed down the stairs by my secretary."

Advice to Law Students

"Save your money. I wish I had enough to retire, but they haven't given me a raise in 67 years."