Practice Areas
• Professional Ethics
• Unprofessional Ethics

Education
• A.B., Reed College, 1966
• J.D., University of Virginia School of Law, 1969
Jen Zarick
Associate
Chicago

Notable Experience
Ms. Arick is a certified continuance specialist whose expertise in that area is sought by clients of the Firm. She is also knowledgeable about professional ethics; she has committed the Rules of Professional Conduct to memory in order that she may know exactly what rule she is violating at any given moment.

Hobbies/Interests
Ranting about judges who have the audacity to render opinions that differ from her own.

Family
Ms. Arick is an adult child of old leftists and does not wish to give any information about her family, just in case her father still values his security clearance.

Best Experience at the Firm
"Being complimented by the partners on her ability to write briefs in such a manner that the margins come out fully justified whether or not the justification setting is used."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"Discovering, upon her return from the long rest that followed her completion of the above-mentioned brief, that someone had borrowed her Blue Book and returned it with a coffee stain."

Advice to Law Students
"Don't stop researching when you find a case that simply and straightforwardly supports your proposition. If all else fails, make up a citation."

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