Practice Areas
• Mergers & Acquisitions

Education
• B.A., Duke University, 1994
• M.A., London School of Economics, 1996
• M.D., Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, 2000
• J.D., Cornell Law School, 2004
Faye Ye
Associate
Chicago

Notable Experience
Ms. Ye has been collecting undergraduate and graduate degrees since the age of 18, and is using her stint at the Firm to add to her already-impressive resume. However, outside the classroom, she possesses no legal skills. Nevertheless, her presence still reassures clients, since they like seeing fancy school names on the website.

Hobbies/Interests
Reading; writing; following partners around like a puppy dog.

Family
None.

Best Experience at the Firm
"Showing up, getting my ID card, and adding the Firm's name to my ever-growing resume. This is the fourth firm I've worked at in six months, actually."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"Summer associate bowling. I got a 17."

Advice to Law Students
"You can never have too much education. Well, maybe you can, but ask me again after my 3rd Ph.D."

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