Practice Areas
• Looking pretty

Education
• B.A., University of Washington, 2002
• J.D., Thomas Cooley Law School, 2005
Ginny Coleman
Summer Associate
New Orleans

Notable Experience
Ms. Coleman is a summer associate at the firm, even though she goes to an unprestigious law school. She managed to acquire this position because her father is a partner, and he can do whatever he wants.

Hobbies/Interests
Being a spoiled brat; buying designer handbags; wearing sunglasses too large for her face.

Family
A purse-dog named Prada.

Best Experience at the Firm
"Daddy is a partner, so I don't have to do any actual work. I can boss around the other summers, even though I'm less intelligent than they are."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"Having to admit that I don't really know what summer associates do besides go to social events."

Advice to Law Students
"Law school is hard. Have important parents to ensure job security."

Contact: jeremy@anonymouslawfirm.com. © 2006 Henry Holt and Company.