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Notable Experience
Ms. Smith practices in complex litigation including junk fax law, uncontested divorces, and debt collection. Most notably, she won a $1 million dollar judgment (unenforceable) against a notorious junk faxer based in Tijuana. Ms. Smith has been listed in every consecutive edition of El Mucho Muy Bien Albagado en Los EstadoUnidos. Her scholarly article entitled “Junk Fax Law: How to Track Down those Dirty Bastards” has been published in the Facultad de Derecho de la Universidad Nacional Autonoma de Mexico Law Review.
Hobbies/Interests
Shopping online; applying lip gloss; using her thigh master; diet pills; receiving botox and collagen injections.
Family
200 pairs of Manolo Blahniks.
Best Experience at the Firm
"Successfully walking to court in four-inch stilettos. The judge was impressed by my professional appearance (he said that I looked like a 'Professional' – how sweet!) and denied the other party’s motion for summary judgment."
Worst Experience at the Firm
"Waking up everyday knowing that I was 'inadvertently hired' by Anonymous Law Firm. After all, I paid over twenty eight million pesos ($5,000 U.S. dollars) and endured two grueling semesters of law school at Facultad de Derecho de la Universidad Nacional Autonoma de Mexico, all while suffering from a nasty case of tape worm. (At least I didn’t have to purge those semesters!)"
Advice to Law Students
"Don't obsess over your grades or ranking in law school. I didn't, and I ended up at the same place as the Harvard type As. Also, when you need to look especially smart for a partner or client, discretely apply lip gloss to your lips and press your lips together. It mimics thinking... but be careful not to look constipated."
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