Mr. Johnson prepares drafts of procedures he will not plead, e-mails he will not send and estimates he will not stand by. He is a cog in a machine of deadline extension and paper-pushing. His future is suspect at best.
Hobbies/Interests
Have been sucked dry by the machine. He does retain a significant lint collection.
Family
Have put his photo on milk cartons, hoping he will return.
Best Experience at the Firm
"I once photocopied this court document so perfectly, even the edges and darkness, that it was almost an EXACT copy."
Worst Experience at the Firm
"Every other photocopy."
Advice to Law Students
"Take non-traditional courses that will provide practicle knowledge. For example, Advanced Billable Hours, Blackberry Walk-n'-Type, Blackberry Scrolling, and Choosing a Suit That Resists Stains."
